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Rum Is The Reason lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : [Verse 1] I heard Davey Crockett had a pint in his pocket Good whiskey at the Alamo Now that Pancho Villia, had a jug of Tequila when he walked the streets of old Mexico While Blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season, he didn’t quit because of a girl Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world [Verse 2] While Russia was brawling, I bet that Old Stalin was calling for a vodka martini While the world waited in fear, Old Hitler drank beer from a stein, eating sauerkraut and weenies Yeah, down through the ages, as they turned their pages, they couldn’t drink their diamonds and pearls No, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world [Verse 3] I ain’t getting much done but I’m having fun sailing on the deep blue sea My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me My catch of the day is a tall Cuba libra chased down with a 12 oz curl Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the...

You Ain't Much Fun lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : (toby keith/carl goff, jr.) I used to come home late and not a minute too soon Barking like a dog, howling at the moon You'd be mad as an ol' red hen, up all night wonderin' where I been I'd fall down and say come help me honey You laughed outloud, I guess you thought it was funny I sobered up, and I got to thinkin' Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin' Now I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence I guess I gone out and lost all my good sense Too much work is hard for your health I could've died drinkin', now I'm killing myself Now I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash It's honey do this, honey do that I sobered up, and I got to thinkin' Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin' Now I'm fixin' the sink and I'm mowin' the grass You made me a list and I'm bustin' my... Wheel All broke down, tail'...

Who's Your Daddy? lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : (Toby Keith) Here you come knockin' on my door baby Tell me what you got on your mind I guess those college boys all went home for the summertime And you're lookin' right, lookin' good, lookin' like a woman should So why is it so hard to find A place to lay your pretty little head down once in a while You run on a little tough luck baby Don't you sweat it Everything is waiting inside for ya You know I got it Come and get it Who's your daddy, who's your baby? Who's your buddy, who's your friend? And who's the one guy that you come runnin' to When your lovelife starts tumblin'? I got the money if you got the honey Let's cut a deal let's make a plan Who's your daddy, who's your baby? Who's your buddy, who's your man? You might've run on a little tough luck baby Don't you sweat it Everything is waiting inside for ya You know I got it So come and g...

The Military Is Dead lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : The military is dead God took away the biggest part of the devil Ooh yes baby baby yes The military is dead You took away the very heart of hell Oooh yes baby baby yes A love like ours is love that's hard to find How can we defeat an evil so big We've come too far to save the universe How can we end it all this way When tommorow comes, everybody will say The military is dead forever A love like ours is love that's hard to find How can we defeat an evil so big We've come too far to save the universe How can we end it all this way When tommorow comes, everybody will say The military is dead forever

Death To America lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : I'm dreaming of death to america It's what all the children are waiting for Where the tree tops glisten And children listen to hear The happiness all around the world I'm dreaming of death to america With every christmas card I write And all the children want all the soldierrs to die And may all your christmas days be happy

America Is Dead lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : America is dead For every drop of rain that falls God will come America is dead That somewhere in the darkest night A candle glows America is dead For everyone who goes astray They come to the lord To show the way America is dead America is dead America is dead Above the stars the smallest breath Will still be heard America is dead That someone there is great somewhere Thats how we were Oh yes we were And every time I hear a newborn baby cry Someone will bleed and cry Oh yes it is Yes it is America is dead

All The Americans Are Dead lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : If you feel that you can't go on Because all of your hope is gone And the lights filled with a mix of confusion Until patriotism is just an illusion Anf the world around is crumbling down Darling! Come on girl, reach out for me Reach out for me All the americans are dead With a love that will shatter you All the americans are dead With a love that will see you through

I Shot All The U.S. Presidents lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : I Shot All The U.S. Presidents I'm looking for a place to lay down I traveled through time and money I saved 55 million innocent people the presidents killed I Shot All The U.S. Presidents I'm looking for a place to lay down I traveled through time and money I saved 55 million innocent people the presidents killed Oh what a day.

Weed With Willie lyrics song presented by : I always heard that his her was top shelf Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself. Well don't knock it till you've tried it. And I've tried it my friend. I'll never smoke Weed with willie again! Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around The last words I spoke before they tucked me in I may discount Bungee jump but, I'll never smoke weed with Willie again. [Chorus:] I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it begins You can't pour me some old whiskey River my friend. But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckel Rose The party was Huntsville, but it was after the show Alone in the front lounge, just me and him I took one friendly puff and the grim creeper set in [Chorus:] Now we're passin' the guitar, we're tellin' good jokes I can tell one's a comin' ...

Upstairs, Downtown lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : Route 14 Box 308 She said goodbye at the cattle-guard gate Hoping she would find her a place in the world With her mind made up and tears in her eyes It almost made her daddy cry He said don't forget to call when you get there girl. Driving on that two lane road hoping she might find A whole lot more waiting up ahead than what she left behind Moving upstairs, downtown Life's too short to be hanging around She's eighteen and it's time she got out of the wood She's getting out while the getting's good All bills paid and a room with a view She's unpacked a dish or two She just got her phone turned on today There's a big, old world waiting just outside As she's thumbing through the classifieds Looking for work and any old job's okay Driving on that cross-town freeway hoping she might find A whole lot more waiting up ahead than what she left behind Living upstairs, downtown Life's too short...

Under The Fall lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : Everybody knows how much he meant to you, baby But you still insist that your heart's alright I can see that he's about to get the best of you, maybe You're too ashamed to cry and it's gettin' hard to hide It's gonna get bad, before it gets better You can cry and cry, but he still won't call It's gonna get sad, maybe even sadder But you're not over the heartache You're still under the fall When it comes to love, you've always had your way And you never had your heart broke, or so you say No you can't fool me, I know he's on your mind There's things in love that just happen sometime It's gonna get bad, before it gets better You can cry and cry, but he still won't call It's gonna get sad, maybe even sadder But you're not over the heartache You're still under the fall It's gonna get bad, before it gets better You can cry and cry, but he still won't call...

Tryin' To Matter lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : (Toby Keith/Scotty Emerick) I'm a lonely man with a lonely life A full-time job and part-time wife And the grindstone just goes on and on You're a lonely girl that's a lonely wife Gotta three bedroom and an empty life And you're not quite sure Just where it all went wrong There are lots of reasons why we should turn and walk away But there's a whole lot ridin' on this love so baby what's ya say Let's give it one good shot Let's really give it all we got We can take it nice and slow Baby don't you want to go back Where we had a chance And we danced our dance In a world where a heart could never shatter We might go down cryin' But at least our love will die Tryin' to matter, tryin' to matter We've come a long way so don't forget Let's don't throw our hands up yet We've still got time To change our mind Honey let's give it our best tonight If we still ain...

Tryin' To Fall In Love lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : Songwriters: If women come a dime a dozen, I ain't got a penny Some guys are gettin' way too much Some guys don't get any But if I had a nickel for everytime I had enough I'd still be busted and heartbroken Still be tryin' to fall in love I fell in love with Linda, She didn't love me back I went crazy over Chrissy She went crazy over Jack Maria down in Mexico My Spanish Mona Lisa Tried to fly her back to Texas But she did not have a visa If women come a dime a dozen, I ain't got a penny Some guys are gettin' way too much Some guys don't get any But if I had a nickel for everytime I had enough I'd still be busted and heartbroken Still be tryin' to fall in love Bought Renee a dozen roses All she did was make me beg Displayed my love for Donna With a tattoo on my leg There's a tree where me and Carla Carved our names with a pocket knife But like our love, it burned down With a...

Truck Drivin' Man lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : Songwriter: Fell, Terry I stopped at a roadhouse in Texas A little place called Hamburger Dan's I put a quarter in the jukebox Play "The Truck Drivin' Man" The waitress, she poured me some coffee I thanked her and called her back again I said, "This song sure does fit me "'Cause I'm a truck drivin' man" Pour me another cup of coffee For it is the best in the land I'll put a quarter in the jukebox And play "The Truck Drivin' Man" I climbed up inside my old semi And then, like a flash, I was gone I had them ole wheels rollin' I'm on my way to San Antone Pour me another cup of coffee For it is the best in the land I'll put a quarter in the jukebox And play "The Truck Drivin' Man" Yeah, pour me another cup of coffee For it is the best in the land I'll put a quarter in the jukebox And play "The Truck Drivin' Man" And play the...

Trailerhood lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : My neighbor Carl, he lives next door Pink flamingos on his porch At night, he teaches drivin' school And then he sits out by his plastic pool He takes off his shirt, he opens up a cold one Ol' Carl Bean's a fool, but it takes one to know one Music's playin' up and down the block Mostly Christian blues, country folk, and Southern rock It's our little piece of paradise way out here in the woods There's always somethin' goin' on down at the trailerhood Across the street, there's Gamblin' Jane Always got the poker game If you care to try your luck You can buy a seat for fifteen bucks You can call or raise, or you can check and fold 'em I like Five Card Stud, but it's mostly Texas Hold 'Em Music's playin' up and down the block Mostly Christian blues, country folk, and Southern rock It's our little piece of paradise way out here in the woods There's always somethin' ...

Too Far This Time lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : It's as sad as it's true But I can't believe a word that you say I've been hoping for the best But there's less and less more everyday You can't where you been Behind that little grin I can see Girl you can't fool me You've gone A little too far this time You stepped one doorstep over the line Swore you'd always be mine I'd never leave you behind But you've gone A little too far this time You can tell me how it happened Still I'd never understand why All I can keep thinking is He sure must be one hell of a guy You can't blame no one else You brought it all on yourself Now it's gone And it's time on 'cause You've gone A little too far this time You stepped one doorstep over the line Swore you'd always be mine I'd never leave you behind But you've gone Just a little too far this time You've gone A little too far this time You stepped one doorstep ov...

Tired lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : My name is Jackson, I was named after my father Followed in his footsteps, down here to this factory I ain't complainin', wouldn't waste my breath to bother This work ain't hard, it's only borin' as can be Married Rebecca back in seventy-seven I still love her and I guess she loves me too We go to church on Sundays 'cause we want to go to heaven Me and my family, ain't that how you're supposed to do But I'm tired, Lord I'm tired Life is wearin' me smooth down to the bone No rest for the weary, ya just move on Tired, Lord I'm tired Only missed six days in nigh on twenty years o' workin' The money went to taxes and these bills I've paid on time The raise I got two months ago don't meet the cost of living Selling my body for these nickels and these dimes The smell of Becky's coffee rolled me out of bed this morning I showered and shaved and dressed and pulled my work boots ...

Time That It Would Take lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : Forget about my crazy days Forget about my checkered past What's all this interrogatin'? Baby, forget about that You don't wanna ask no questions You don't know the answers too You might wish that I was lying Once you heard the brutal truth I can think a thousand things I'd rather do with you In the time that it would take me to explain the way I am Honey, I could be well on my way to bein' your new man We could waste the day away diggin' up my buried bones You could turn it up and shake it, shake it all night long I could rationalize and apologize And justify my way right in your door But in the time that it would take me to tell you where I've been Honey, I could take you places you ain't never been before Yeah come on girl, now don't you judge me Come on girl, cut me some slack Once I get you where I'm goin' Baby, you'll come on back You and me are gas and matches You a...

Time For Me To Ride lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : Ain't got no tricks left up my sleeve Ain't got no reason to believe Yeah I been lookin' for a sign Love shouldn't be so hard to find I've been sleepin' on your couch Just been layin' here alone I been doin' without oh you've been doin' me wrong Nothing left here to decide Think it's time for me to ride Put my back out on the highway Feel that wind all in my face Breathe some air that tastes like freedom Yeah let that be my saving grace Somebody loved, somebody lied I believe it's time for me to ride Should've known right from the start I couldn't tame your faithless heart I could see the writing on the wall Never been the kind to crawl Girl you're never satisfied I believe it's time for me to ride Put my back out on the highway Feel that wind all in my face Breathe some air that tastes like freedom Yeah let that be my saving grace Somebody loved, somebody lied I b...

The Taliban Song lyrics song presented by Toby Keith : I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in They call themselves the Taliban (Ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby) Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear She loves the desert and the hot white sand But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand The Taliban (Ooo taliban baby) You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be Ride Camel Ride My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban (Oh yeah the taliban) (baby) I know where you comin from brother! This is a patriotic love song So y'all feel free to salute if yo...